When I Die Screw Me (into the Ground)

This should be filed in the ‘Why has this only been thought of?’ files.

No digging, it takes up less space and it seems that it can be used at the edge of lakes and ponds.

The screw-in coffin saves on ground space as you drill your loved one into the ground upright and as there’s less-and-less space to inter people this could be a useful thing.

I love the idea that instead of a lump of stone carrying a few choice words I could have a leaping salmon to confuse bears or a duck to confuse….. people that throw bread at ducks.